LIU Atlas - Chauca
There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. Welcome to LIU Atlas
LIU Atlas - Chauca
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
LIU Atlas - Chauca
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Doog: "Welcome to this special edition episode of LIU Atlas. I'm your host, Terrance "Doog" McDoogal. Unfortunately, our full length episode, LIU Atlas Mordax, is still on the cutting room floor (someone used a little too much profanity), but I'm glad to present this special shortened version of LIU Atlas. This chunky rock to my right is the asteroid known as Chacau."
Doog: "This small asteroid, perched in the outer rings of the Lewtron Belt, is home to a small Fueling Station. This Fueling Station serves several interstellar routes that cross through this area."
Doog: "Two dedicated gas station attendants... huh, oh, I'm sorry, ...two fuel specialists man this lonely post. They insure premium Octan Fuel is available to all those who require it. One of these attendants, Roy, has agreed to speak with us about Chacau."
Doog: "So Roy, what's it like here on Chacau?"
Roy: "Uhh, it's like, cold and dark man. Lot's of rocks too. Yeah, rocks and cold."
Doog: "Wow, that's enlightening Roy. What kind of culture do you guys have here?"
Roy: "Like uhm, we like play checkers and stuff. Sometime me and my partner, Frank, count rocks in the asteroid belt. Like this one time, I got to five-hundred. It was awesome."
Roy: "Uhh, it's like, cold and dark man. Lot's of rocks too. Yeah, rocks and cold."
Doog: "Wow, that's enlightening Roy. What kind of culture do you guys have here?"
Roy: "Like uhm, we like play checkers and stuff. Sometime me and my partner, Frank, count rocks in the asteroid belt. Like this one time, I got to five-hundred. It was awesome."
Doog: "What an amazing culture Roy..."
Roy: "Uh, yeah, thanks Doog. Huh, Doog, that's funny, Doooog, Dooooog..."
Doog: "That's enough Roy. So what do you guys do here? What is your purpose?"
Roy: "Frank and I, like, pump gas. We attach hoses and stuff, sometimes we like take hoses off and put them on again."
Doog: "Do you guys happen to sniff this gas?"
Roy: "Uh, yeah, thanks Doog. Huh, Doog, that's funny, Doooog, Dooooog..."
Doog: "That's enough Roy. So what do you guys do here? What is your purpose?"
Roy: "Frank and I, like, pump gas. We attach hoses and stuff, sometimes we like take hoses off and put them on again."
Doog: "Do you guys happen to sniff this gas?"
Roy: "Hahaha, like, how did you know that man? Or should I say Doog, ha, Dooog."
Doog: "Stop."
Roy: "Hey Frank, come check out this mind reader. His name is like so cool. Dooog, Dooog, Dooooog!"
Doog: "Well folks, I'm going to wrap this up before I end up stabbing Roy in his throat. Sorry this episode is so short, but it certainly lived up to its title as a "special" edition. Stay tuned for the full length episode of Mordax, which should be coming to your TV sets soon."
Note: Sniffing stellar fuel may cause severe brain damage.
CLICK HERE FOR NEXT EPISODE: Season 1 - Episode 3 - Mordax
Doog: "Stop."
Roy: "Hey Frank, come check out this mind reader. His name is like so cool. Dooog, Dooog, Dooooog!"
Doog: "Well folks, I'm going to wrap this up before I end up stabbing Roy in his throat. Sorry this episode is so short, but it certainly lived up to its title as a "special" edition. Stay tuned for the full length episode of Mordax, which should be coming to your TV sets soon."
Note: Sniffing stellar fuel may cause severe brain damage.
CLICK HERE FOR NEXT EPISODE: Season 1 - Episode 3 - Mordax
