There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. And he's MISSING!
LIU Atlas - The Doog Mystery Pt. 2
The Ludgonian Industrial Union’s galaxy contains billions of stars and planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
LIU Atlas - The Doog Mystery Pt. 2
The Ludgonian Industrial Union’s galaxy contains billions of stars and planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Mike: “Selfie!”
Cam: “Tell me this is the last one.”
Oldie: “No one likes taking selfies, Cam, but we have to do it. We have to maintain the illusion that Doog is still with us.”
Mike: “Who doesn’t like taking selfies?”
Cam: “Tell me this is the last one.”
Oldie: “No one likes taking selfies, Cam, but we have to do it. We have to maintain the illusion that Doog is still with us.”
Mike: “Who doesn’t like taking selfies?”
Timbo: “How much longer is this charade going to last? If we don’t shoot an episode soon, they’re going to figure it out.”
Cam: “Yeah. It’s been almost two weeks, and we’ve made no progress.”
Cam: “Yeah. It’s been almost two weeks, and we’ve made no progress.”
Mike: “I wouldn’t say that. I feel like we’re narrowing in on the hover cam’s signal.”
Cam: “We’re going in circles. The hover cam position keeps shifting. It’s like we keep passing it. Like it’s invisible or something.”
Oldie: “Oh man…what if Doog is invisible! He’s probably in here messing with us. DOOG! Stop being invisible right now!”
Cam: “Doog being invisible might be even scarier than the Doog Dummy. If that’s possible. Looks like I’m showering in my underwear from here on out.”
Cam: “We’re going in circles. The hover cam position keeps shifting. It’s like we keep passing it. Like it’s invisible or something.”
Oldie: “Oh man…what if Doog is invisible! He’s probably in here messing with us. DOOG! Stop being invisible right now!”
Cam: “Doog being invisible might be even scarier than the Doog Dummy. If that’s possible. Looks like I’m showering in my underwear from here on out.”
Timbo: “So we’re leaning towards the invisible Doog theory again?”
Mike: “Well, I have a theory, if you’ll hear me out. I’ve been crunching the numbers a bit, and I found something interesting. The camera’s signal seems to shift in the same area every time. This area corresponds with a gravity shift. This gravity shift is likely caused by a large star. Doog may be in or around this star.”
Cam: “Except there’s no stars here. We would have seen a large star the dozens of times we searched this area."
Mike: “I’m telling you. There’s a star out there somewhere.”
Cam: “Hugo! Can you come down here a minute?”
Mike: “Well, I have a theory, if you’ll hear me out. I’ve been crunching the numbers a bit, and I found something interesting. The camera’s signal seems to shift in the same area every time. This area corresponds with a gravity shift. This gravity shift is likely caused by a large star. Doog may be in or around this star.”
Cam: “Except there’s no stars here. We would have seen a large star the dozens of times we searched this area."
Mike: “I’m telling you. There’s a star out there somewhere.”
Cam: “Hugo! Can you come down here a minute?”
Hugo: “What’s up?”
Cam: “Are you blind?”
Hugo: “Uh, no.”
Cam: “Have you been continuously flying past a massive star and not reporting it?”
Hugo: “No.”
Cam: “I rest my case.”
Mike: “I’m telling you, this gravitational anomaly has something to do with the shifting camera signal.”
Oldie: “Yeah….so…invisible Doog theory it is. Someone get some powder to mark the floor. We’ll see his footprints.”
Cam: “Are you blind?”
Hugo: “Uh, no.”
Cam: “Have you been continuously flying past a massive star and not reporting it?”
Hugo: “No.”
Cam: “I rest my case.”
Mike: “I’m telling you, this gravitational anomaly has something to do with the shifting camera signal.”
Oldie: “Yeah….so…invisible Doog theory it is. Someone get some powder to mark the floor. We’ll see his footprints.”
Oldie: “Uh oh.”
Mike: “Who set off the alarm? Hugo’s down here…”
Hugo: “It must have been the computer.”
Cam: “Or it was invisible Doog!”
Mike: “Who set off the alarm? Hugo’s down here…”
Hugo: “It must have been the computer.”
Cam: “Or it was invisible Doog!”
Speaker: “This is the LIU flagship Eternally Indebted. Maintain current course and speed. Your ship is being brought aboard. Any threatening acts will trigger the use of lethal force.”
Mike: “Looks like the charade is finally over…”
Two Hours Later…
Mike: “Looks like the charade is finally over…”
Two Hours Later…
Magistrate #1: “What’s our status?”
Magistrate #2: “Our person of interest, Terrance McDoogal, never came back. These morons have been passing off some disturbing, man-made doll as Mr. McDoogal this whole time. They’re a bunch of weirdoes.”
Magistrate #1: “Do they know anything?”
Magistrate #2: “No. Nothing of use. Apparently, they’re leaning towards some type of invisible theory. Spectral analysis indicates that the theory is bogus.”
Magistrate #1: How can we be sure they are telling the whole truth?”
Magistrate #2: “Our person of interest, Terrance McDoogal, never came back. These morons have been passing off some disturbing, man-made doll as Mr. McDoogal this whole time. They’re a bunch of weirdoes.”
Magistrate #1: “Do they know anything?”
Magistrate #2: “No. Nothing of use. Apparently, they’re leaning towards some type of invisible theory. Spectral analysis indicates that the theory is bogus.”
Magistrate #1: How can we be sure they are telling the whole truth?”
Magistrate #2: “Because they’re telling us everything…”
Mike: “Then this one time in second grade, I cheated on my astronomy test. Unfortunately, I cheated off Doog, so I ended up failing anyway. Not my best move. Um…oh yeah, I jaywalked in fourth grade…if my memory serves me right…
Mike: “Then this one time in second grade, I cheated on my astronomy test. Unfortunately, I cheated off Doog, so I ended up failing anyway. Not my best move. Um…oh yeah, I jaywalked in fourth grade…if my memory serves me right…
