LIU Atlas - Thrax
There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. Welcome to LIU Atlas.
LIU Atlas - Thrax
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
LIU Atlas - Thrax
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Doog: “Welcome to another special addition episode of LIU Atlas. I’m your host, Terrance “Doog” McDoogal. We are close to wrapping up Season Six of LIU Atlas, and we’ve decided to make a short detour to celebrate. The crew and I are stopping at the small moon of Thrax. Thrax is an industrial world specializing in chemical manufacturing, but enough about that. Today we’re not focusing on the moon’s economy. Today we are delving into a little bit of the moon’s culture. Thrax is famous for its sport, Ringball.”
Doog: “Alright folks, we scored some front row seats to Ringball in the moon’s largest arena. I’m new to Ringball, so I really have no idea what’s going on. Luckily, our audio-man, Mike, is a bit of an expert. How do you play, Mike?”
Mike: “PUNCH THAT GUNGAN LOVER IN THE FACE!!”
Doog: “Well, I guess Mike is a little too into the game to be any help. Cam, do you know what’s going on?”
Mike: “PUNCH THAT GUNGAN LOVER IN THE FACE!!”
Doog: “Well, I guess Mike is a little too into the game to be any help. Cam, do you know what’s going on?”
Cam: “Well Doog, we lucked out. We’re watching two of the league’s top teams, the Arsine Devils and the Diborane Slugs. The Devils are sponsored by the LIU’s official church, St. Money, and the Slugs are sponsored by the restaurant Sluglicious. All the teams in the league have corporate sponsors from around the galaxy.”
Doog: “Cool. I guess I’m rooting for the Slugs. Those things are delicious. I’m getting a bit of a cold sweat just thinking about them. So, how do you win?”
Doog: “Cool. I guess I’m rooting for the Slugs. Those things are delicious. I’m getting a bit of a cold sweat just thinking about them. So, how do you win?”
Cam: “It’s pretty simple. You get five points by throwing the ball through the front of the ring. You get eight points if you make it through the back of the ring. A perfect throw through the middle could technically net you thirteen points if it goes through the front and bounces off the wall back through the ring. That’s why both teams are defending the middle of the court so fiercely.”
Doog: “Seems easy enough. I mean, I’m getting out of breath just talking about the game, but if I was in shape, I could easily score.”
Cam: “It’s not that easy. It’s full contact, so you get roughed up pretty good. You can punch, kick, tackle, and head butt to get the ball from your opponent.”
Doog: “Sweet. Unbridled violence always makes sports better.”
Doog: “Seems easy enough. I mean, I’m getting out of breath just talking about the game, but if I was in shape, I could easily score.”
Cam: “It’s not that easy. It’s full contact, so you get roughed up pretty good. You can punch, kick, tackle, and head butt to get the ball from your opponent.”
Doog: “Sweet. Unbridled violence always makes sports better.”
Mike: “Shove it hard up the middle!”
Cam: “Cream him!”
Timbo: “Get it in the hole!”
Oldie: “Where am I? Last thing I remember is taking a nap.”
Hugo: “Get a double penetration! I wanna see balls in the hole twice!”
Mike: “Force it in there!”
Cam: “Don’t let them ram it in! Push harder!”
Oldie: “Seriously though. Is this real life?”
Timbo: “Shoulda put a ring on it!!”
Cam: “Cream him!”
Timbo: “Get it in the hole!”
Oldie: “Where am I? Last thing I remember is taking a nap.”
Hugo: “Get a double penetration! I wanna see balls in the hole twice!”
Mike: “Force it in there!”
Cam: “Don’t let them ram it in! Push harder!”
Oldie: “Seriously though. Is this real life?”
Timbo: “Shoulda put a ring on it!!”
Doog: “Did we just do an impromptu episode just to use sports innuendo?”
Mike: “SPLIT THE MIDDLE!”
Cam: “Fill the gaps!”
Oldie: “Blow that whistle. Too many men in the box! Well they muffed that one! But yeah…any refreshments?”
Timbo: “Hey, playing with someone new often sends ripples through the unit. The Devils have never played together before!”
Mike: “Ah man, Jimmy shot too early. He had plenty of time to play.”
Cam: “Yeah, that gap was huge.”
Timbo: “It was gaping!”
Oldie: “Are we eating out or what? I’m starving!”
Mike: “SPLIT THE MIDDLE!”
Cam: “Fill the gaps!”
Oldie: “Blow that whistle. Too many men in the box! Well they muffed that one! But yeah…any refreshments?”
Timbo: “Hey, playing with someone new often sends ripples through the unit. The Devils have never played together before!”
Mike: “Ah man, Jimmy shot too early. He had plenty of time to play.”
Cam: “Yeah, that gap was huge.”
Timbo: “It was gaping!”
Oldie: “Are we eating out or what? I’m starving!”
Doog: “Well folks, we’re having a ball on Thrax. There’s lots of scoring and shoving going on. Pretty firm competition. Hard to mouth it any better. See ya!”
Note:
The Devils rammed it home and took first place in the Western Conference.
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Note:
The Devils rammed it home and took first place in the Western Conference.
CLICK HERE FOR NEXT EPISODE: Season 6 - Episode 15 - Caetarius
