LIU Atlas - Caligavit Nebula
LIU Atlas - Caligavit Nebula
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Oldie: “Uh, yeah.”
Attendant: “And what is your cargo?”
Oldie: “Uh, no cargo. The vessel has been converted. Just a transport for my TV crew.”
Attendant: “Oh! You make TV? Anything I know?”
Oldie: “LIU Atlas.”
Attendant: “Never heard of it. Well, anyway, your total comes to six hundred credits.”
Oldie: “That’s a bit steep. Anyway we can cheapen it up. My crew can ride in boxes or maybe perform janitorial duties…”
Doog: “Oldie, no! For the love of the Emperor, pay the lady!”
Oldie: “Fine. But we’re not getting any snacks then…well, maybe a few snacks.”
Doog: “Yeah. Thanks to me. We almost ended up scrubbing toilets the whole trip.”
Oldie: “Hey, I’m trying to make a little profit this year. I want to retire one of these days. Where’s Timbo and Hugo?”
Doog: “They’re prepping the ship. Once the ferry arrives, Hugo will need to fly her onboard. We’ll meet them on the ferry. The lady said it should be here within the hour. All we have to do is kill a little time.”
Mike: “Well, that shouldn’t be too hard. The LIU spared no expense in the entertainment department. We have this lovely kiosk with advertisements and a newspaper from four years ago.”
Doog: “Stare blankly into space it is.”
Computer: “The Kharon, your ferry for this trip, is now arriving. Please board at this time. The ferry is set to depart as soon as all ships have been secured onboard. Thanks for flying with us!”
Doog: “Well, that was convenient.”
Oldie: “I guess we better charge up the ship. There's not many civilized worlds in the Ferox Cluster. This could be our only shot.”
Doog: “Don’t fret. Timbo volunteers to keep you company. Don’t you, Timbo?”
Timbo: “…”
Doog: “That’s what I thought. Alright guys, let’s check out this ‘passenger care compartment’.”
Oldie: “They don’t even have any pony soup…”
Stewardess: “Sounds like this is your first trip aboard the Kharon. Care for a tour?”
Doog: “With you? Sure thing.”
Stewardess: “Alright. This is our café. I know its small, but there’s not a lot of space. The storage hangars take up most of the space in the Kharon. The ferry’s huge power generators, engines, and shield systems take up most of the remaining interior space. We’ve had to make do with the little remaining real estate. The café serves non-alcoholic drinks and light snacks.”
Doog: “I guess it’s better than nothing. So the café is all there is in the passenger care compartment?”
Stewardess: “Oh no. There‘s more. Follow me.”
Doog: “You’re spending money on that? What about retirement?”
Oldie: “Priorities, Doog. Priorities.”
Doog: “What is this? Looks like a stage. How do you have room for a stage, but not enough room for a bigger café?
Stewardess: “This isn’t a stage. This is the Observation Deck. Guests can come here and enjoy breathtaking views of the nebula.”
Doog: “I don’t see anything.”
Stewardess: “Well, that’s because the blast doors are closed. Because of the dangerous nature of the nebula, the doors can only be opened in between jumps #2 and #7, jumps #12 and #15, and jumps #30 to #37. We should be able to open them shortly.”
Doog: “Wow. That’s awesome.”
Stewardess: “Quite the sight, huh? The gases of the nebula are ionized by the star cluster within giving it its unique fiery glow. If you think this is cool. You should see it with the lights out. Computer, turn off the lights in the Observation Deck.”
Stewardess: “Please stop touching my hand, sir.”
Doog: “I, uh, didn’t. It was an accident.”
Cam: “Rejected!”
Doog: “Shut it! Hey, what‘s that out there?”
Cam: “Trying to change the subject huh?”
Doog: “No, Look. They‘re zooming around the ferry.”
Stewardess: “Also a support ship. They’re like dozers. They clear obstacles from the Kharon’s path. They have two methods. The mag-disks push smaller particles out of the way….”
Doog: “Seems like a lot of work to get to this cluster. I hope its worth it. I don’t just mean for us either. I wonder why the LIU even bothers with this.”
Stewardess: “It’s not that bad now that this route has been mapped out. It used to be worse. Imagine the struggles of the first explorers. They had to map this whole thing out. And just think, in a century or two, a hyperspace route will open up.”
Stewardess: “Yeah, the LIU is constructing a hyperspace route through the nebula. It will drop travel time down to an hour or so.”
Doog: “How does one construct a hyperspace route in a nebula? I thought it was impossible? And how does it take centuries?”
Stewardess: “Well, I’m no expert. I’m a ferry stewardess, after all. But if you look close enough, you’ll see large yellow cylinders floating around the nebula.”
Mike: “Yeah, I see one over there.”
Stewardess: “Yeah, well apparently they’re some type of gravity anchor points. The cylinders are slowly drawing in nebula dust.”
Doog: “Cool.”
Stewardess: “Well, that was jump #7. We need to close up the Observation Deck. Hope you enjoyed the tour.”
Doog: “Thanks. Sorry about the whole hand thing.”
Note:
This long journey is worth it. The gang will be doing several episodes on the unique planets within the Ferox Cluster. That is, if they don’t die first.”
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