There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. Welcome to LIU Atlas.
LIU Atlas - Diu Nox
The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU Galaxy, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.
Doog: “Welcome to another episode of LIU Atlas. I’m your host, Terrance “Doog” McDoogal. Today, we’re visiting the unique planet, Diu Nox. Diu Nox sits uncomfortably close to its parent star, making most of the planet uninhabitable. However, the planet’s two poles are much cooler. One of these poles is home to the trade city, Crapula. Crapula might have the right temperature, but there are drawbacks to being situated on the planet’s south pole, especially with Diu Nox’s axial tilt and wobble. Essentially, the city undergoes multiple phases – a hundred days of night, a transitional period, a hundred days of day, and then another transitional period. We’ve come to Diu Nox at the end of the ‘Long Night’. And, that means…”
Doog: “…we’re here just in time for one of the galaxy’s biggest parties! That’s right! It’s the New Dawn Festival. Bring on the booze! Bring on the food! Bring on the ladies with lowered inhibitions! Wait…this doesn’t look like a party…this looks like normal. What’s the deal?”
Amaya: “We’re not at the party yet. This is a parking garage.”
Doog: “I didn’t come here to see this society’s parking culture! Where’s the party!”
Amaya: “This is the closest landing site I could secure. Diu Nox’s population swells during the festival. Millions come for this party. We’re going to have to walk from here.”
Doog: “Parties are on the short list of things I will walk for. Let’s head out.”
Doog: “I didn’t come here to see this society’s parking culture! Where’s the party!”
Amaya: “This is the closest landing site I could secure. Diu Nox’s population swells during the festival. Millions come for this party. We’re going to have to walk from here.”
Doog: “Parties are on the short list of things I will walk for. Let’s head out.”
Amaya: “I hope you can make an exception for stairs too. We need to head down a few stories to get to the street level.”
Doog: “I can navigate down the stairs for a party. Not sure about the return trip.”
Doog: “I can navigate down the stairs for a party. Not sure about the return trip.”
Oldie: “Now this is my type of party!”
Amaya: “We’re not downtown yet. This isn’t the party.”
Oldie: “Smells like a party.”
Doog: “He’s not lying.”
Mike: “I think this is a restaurant district.”
Oldie: “Like I said…my type of party.”
Amaya: “We’re not downtown yet. This isn’t the party.”
Oldie: “Smells like a party.”
Doog: “He’s not lying.”
Mike: “I think this is a restaurant district.”
Oldie: “Like I said…my type of party.”
Cam: “There’s a giant picture of meat on the wall. It doesn’t get more festive than that!”
Doog: “While I enjoy meat as much as the next man, I’m not here for a sausage party. We need to keep searching for the festival.”
Doog: “While I enjoy meat as much as the next man, I’m not here for a sausage party. We need to keep searching for the festival.”
Mike: “It wouldn’t hurt to grab something to eat before the party. We need some food in our stomachs before drinking.”
Doog: “That just makes the drinking part more expensive.”
Seitse: “I’m not sure about that, but eating exotic vegetables might not be the best idea before drinking. I’d hate to have a reaction.”
Amaya: “Yeah, Seitse is right. Diu Nox is a trade city. The produce here is from the surrounding sector. I don’t know what most of these fruits and vegetables are.”
Doog: “That just makes the drinking part more expensive.”
Seitse: “I’m not sure about that, but eating exotic vegetables might not be the best idea before drinking. I’d hate to have a reaction.”
Amaya: “Yeah, Seitse is right. Diu Nox is a trade city. The produce here is from the surrounding sector. I don’t know what most of these fruits and vegetables are.”
Oldie: “Who said anything about vegetables! There’s a drive-thru burger joint, a Deli, and a Diner.”
Doog: “Do you guys really want Oldie to pick another restaurant? I still have flashbacks from the Space Sushi incident.”
Mike: “Ooh…I just lost my appetite.”
Cam: "The city is called, Crapula, after all. Better not risk it.”
Doog: “Yeah, if this town lives up to its name, we're in trouble."
Amaya: “I have no idea what the Space Sushi incident refers to, but we can get food later, after we drink.”
Doog: “Now you're thinking."
One Hour Later
Doog: “Do you guys really want Oldie to pick another restaurant? I still have flashbacks from the Space Sushi incident.”
Mike: “Ooh…I just lost my appetite.”
Cam: "The city is called, Crapula, after all. Better not risk it.”
Doog: “Yeah, if this town lives up to its name, we're in trouble."
Amaya: “I have no idea what the Space Sushi incident refers to, but we can get food later, after we drink.”
Doog: “Now you're thinking."
One Hour Later
Doog: “This place is great! There’s a whole street full of nothing but bars! It’s like a Mall of Bars. Best party ever!”
Amaya: “We’re not even at the party yet. We’re on the outskirts. These bars are a tourist trap. They literally call this street, Rookie Road.”
Doog: “Speaking of rookies, I made a rookie mistake. I forgot to bring a puke bucket. Did you bring your purse? I might need it later.”
Amaya: “You’re not puking in my purse! In fact, you need to slow down. No puking, period!”
Doog: “That’s easy to say now. But these babies are sliding down super-fast. They’re too good.”
Amaya: “We’re not even at the party yet. We’re on the outskirts. These bars are a tourist trap. They literally call this street, Rookie Road.”
Doog: “Speaking of rookies, I made a rookie mistake. I forgot to bring a puke bucket. Did you bring your purse? I might need it later.”
Amaya: “You’re not puking in my purse! In fact, you need to slow down. No puking, period!”
Doog: “That’s easy to say now. But these babies are sliding down super-fast. They’re too good.”
Mike: “What kind of Foo Foo drink is that?”
Doog: “This isn’t a girlie drink, despite its appearance. These are strong. Even Amaya is having one.”
Mike: “Yeah, but what is it?”
Doog: “I don’t know, but it’s probably called something manly, like Dude Hammer Punch.”
Amaya: “They’re called Passion Sunrises. I got the Merum Fruit flavor. Doog got the Pumpleknucks flavor.”
Mike: “Haha. Doog’s drinking a Pumpleknucks Passion Sunrise!”
Doog: “Am not! This is...uh…blue whiskey. Stop making me look bad, Amaya!”
Doog: “This isn’t a girlie drink, despite its appearance. These are strong. Even Amaya is having one.”
Mike: “Yeah, but what is it?”
Doog: “I don’t know, but it’s probably called something manly, like Dude Hammer Punch.”
Amaya: “They’re called Passion Sunrises. I got the Merum Fruit flavor. Doog got the Pumpleknucks flavor.”
Mike: “Haha. Doog’s drinking a Pumpleknucks Passion Sunrise!”
Doog: “Am not! This is...uh…blue whiskey. Stop making me look bad, Amaya!”
Cam: “Dark Yak Whiskey…it doesn’t get better than this. It’s aged in outer space!
Timbo: “I’m more interested in what Oldie is drinking. It smells like pure alcohol.”
Oldie: “Well…young man…burp…I was tryin to impress the ladies…at the bar. I said, ‘Give me your strongest stuffs’. I slammed it down…like a champ some might say, but…burp…they weren’t looking so I ordered another. That…happened…three times…maybe five. Then I came over here.”
Cam: “You’re going to be hammered in a few minutes. I hope Doog brought the puke bucket.”
Timbo: “I don’t want to babysit him. Let’s rejoin the rest of the group and pawn him off on someone else.”
Timbo: “I’m more interested in what Oldie is drinking. It smells like pure alcohol.”
Oldie: “Well…young man…burp…I was tryin to impress the ladies…at the bar. I said, ‘Give me your strongest stuffs’. I slammed it down…like a champ some might say, but…burp…they weren’t looking so I ordered another. That…happened…three times…maybe five. Then I came over here.”
Cam: “You’re going to be hammered in a few minutes. I hope Doog brought the puke bucket.”
Timbo: “I don’t want to babysit him. Let’s rejoin the rest of the group and pawn him off on someone else.”
Amaya: “Now this is a party, guys!”
Doog: “There’s tons of people here. There’s hardly any room to walk around.”
Seitse: “AKA, a party.”
Doog: “It’s a party, yes. But I liked the chill atmosphere back at the rookie place. Besides, there were drunk chicks flashing everyone back there. I miss that.”
Amaya: “This festival isn’t about women showing their breasts, Doog.”
Doog: “It is for me!”
Doog: “There’s tons of people here. There’s hardly any room to walk around.”
Seitse: “AKA, a party.”
Doog: “It’s a party, yes. But I liked the chill atmosphere back at the rookie place. Besides, there were drunk chicks flashing everyone back there. I miss that.”
Amaya: “This festival isn’t about women showing their breasts, Doog.”
Doog: “It is for me!”
Amaya: “Get your mind out of the gutter. Enjoy the music and the drinks!”
Doog: “Fine. I guess the music isn’t half bad.”
Mike: “I think this is the band, Au Revoir.”
Cam: “I heard they used to open for Maddie and the Soap Buckets. They must be a pretty big band.”
Oldie: “Swesha lemme…kids…my drunks.”
Doog: “Alright, Oldie is wasted. Ooh, just saw someone flash the band! It wasn’t a human boob, but this place is seeming better!”
Doog: “Fine. I guess the music isn’t half bad.”
Mike: “I think this is the band, Au Revoir.”
Cam: “I heard they used to open for Maddie and the Soap Buckets. They must be a pretty big band.”
Oldie: “Swesha lemme…kids…my drunks.”
Doog: “Alright, Oldie is wasted. Ooh, just saw someone flash the band! It wasn’t a human boob, but this place is seeming better!”
Doog: “Maybe we can fight our way closer to the stage and get into prime flashing territory.”
Seitse: “Doog!”
Doog: “And see the band better. Let me finish.”
Amaya: “I have a better idea. I reserved us a party deck. We’ll have one of the best views of the party.”
Seitse: “That’s awesome!”
Cam: “Nice surprise, boss. Thanks!”
Seitse: “Doog!”
Doog: “And see the band better. Let me finish.”
Amaya: “I have a better idea. I reserved us a party deck. We’ll have one of the best views of the party.”
Seitse: “That’s awesome!”
Cam: “Nice surprise, boss. Thanks!”
Amaya: “No worries. A family friend owns the building behind me. It hardly cost me anything.”
Doog: “It won’t put me close to the flashers, but I’ll be able to see more. I can do quantity over quality.”
Amaya: “For the Emperor’s sake, get your mind out of the gutter!”
Doog: “It won’t put me close to the flashers, but I’ll be able to see more. I can do quantity over quality.”
Amaya: “For the Emperor’s sake, get your mind out of the gutter!”
Doog: “Speaking of getting things out of the gutter…who’s carrying Oldie up to the party deck?”
Cam: “Hold my whiskey. I’ll get him.”
Cam: “Hold my whiskey. I’ll get him.”
Doog: “Ladies and gentlemen, we started at the bottom, and now we’re at the top.”
Seitse: “Are you giving us a play-by-play of our movements?”
Mike: “I think that’s the Passion Sunrise talking.”
Doog: “No, I’m trying to be metaphorical or something. Like, we literally went up to the top, but we’ve been figuratively rising too. We used to fight for crumbs between episodes, and now, we’re on the top deck at the galaxy’s biggest party. Can it get any better?”
Seitse: “Are you giving us a play-by-play of our movements?”
Mike: “I think that’s the Passion Sunrise talking.”
Doog: “No, I’m trying to be metaphorical or something. Like, we literally went up to the top, but we’ve been figuratively rising too. We used to fight for crumbs between episodes, and now, we’re on the top deck at the galaxy’s biggest party. Can it get any better?”
Amaya: “I think it can. I ordered us some pizzas.”
Doog: “Am I crying? I think I’m crying. What is this Passion Sunrise doing to me! Does this thing have hormones in it?”
Mike: “I think you’re having a metamorphosis or something. Like becoming more...”
Doog: “Am I crying? I think I’m crying. What is this Passion Sunrise doing to me! Does this thing have hormones in it?”
Mike: “I think you’re having a metamorphosis or something. Like becoming more...”
Doog: “Oh, baby. Boob alert in the System Governor’s suite. Or…wait…I think that was an elbow.”
Mike: “...or not.”
Mike: “...or not.”
Doog: “Well folks, Happy New Dawn. Diu Nox’s tilt has shifted and the planet is coming out of a really long night. To celebrate, the planet throws one of the galaxy’s biggest parties. There’s drinks, music, food, and dancing. There may be some flashing too, but that’s just a bonus. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to switch up my drink. This blue whiskey is messing up my emotions.”
Mike: “It’s not a whiskey, it’s a Pumpleknucks Passion Sunrise!”
Doog: “Shut it Mike! I was hoping we could edit out that one part. Oh well, see ya!”
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Mike: “It’s not a whiskey, it’s a Pumpleknucks Passion Sunrise!”
Doog: “Shut it Mike! I was hoping we could edit out that one part. Oh well, see ya!”
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Oldie: “Sumthin ponies, mashed, am I right? Yeah, I is right. Snore…”
